CHEV CHELIOS

[chris]

I'M THE HEAD SHREDDER
that's better

FULL NAME: Chev Chelios.
KNOWN AS: Chelios. Chevy. The sickest, most wicked-ist motherfucker that ever vaporized motherfuckers in cold-blood. Shit magnet. Son of a bitch.
AGE: 37.
DATE OF BIRTH: December 12.
NATIONALITY: English.
STATUS: In a relationship with Eve Lydon.

WEAPON OF CHOICE: Springfield Armory XD.
NUMBER OF HITS: 61.
DISTINGUISHING MARKS: Tons of scars including one on his chest from a heart transplant that wasn't supposed to happen and several welts on his back.
CLOTHING STYLE: Jeans, long sleeved shirts, gray/black suit.
QUIRKS: Always talks sweetly to his girlfriend.

I'M YOUR PRIZE
cut you down to size

LIKES:

• animals
  
• Eve
  
• making smartass remarks
  
• cussing
  
• nice clothes
  
• waffles
  
• hearing the words 'Fuck you, Chelios'
  
• humiliating his enemies
  
• video games
  
• cars
  

DISLIKES:

• the Chinese mafia
  
• Ria, the hooker
  
• cops
  
• uncooperative henchmen
  
• sitting still for too long
  
• dying
  
• not being able to reach his girlfriend
  
• slow responses
  
• track suits
  
• people telling him to accept that it's over
  

STRENGTHS: Quick thinker, excellent shape, loyal.
WEAKNESSES: Impulsive, anger issues, Eve.
FEARS: Losing Eve.
GOALS: Getting out of the contract killing business eventually.
SECRETS: His new place of residence.

PERSONALITY:

[/b] It is very easy to anger Chev and when he's angry, he doesn't hesitate to harm or kill. Ever since he was little boy Chevy was keen on letting this anger out, getting in fights at school, swearing and flipping people off. He's not a patient man.
Rash. Because of the above, he constantly dives into situations that create problems for him. He could try to listen more before making quick and reckless decisions. The only possible time he's stopped to ponder something, he let Don Kim live. He's incosiderate to bystanders, determined to get what he needs or get his job done.
Smartass. He does not hold back, bite his tongue, watches his tone or is remotely shy. A trash talk expert, Chev is very condescending towards his enemies and tends to make fun of them colorfully. Even a guy who takes no shit can have a sense of humour.
Resourceful. Chev knows how use his surroundings to his advantage, whether it be for killing people or trying to stay alive, and he's able to hurt a man in thousands of creative ways.
Loyal. He does not betray those who are kind and valuable to him like Kaylo and Doc Miles. Eve is the only person he's not mean or rude to and is patient towards, besides spoiling her a lot.
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WHEN THE FUN BEGINS
are you ready for the sting?

RELATIVES: Karen Chelios, mother.
RELATIONSHIPS: He was trouble from the moment he could walk and Karen suffered a lot because of this, but she did love her kid, despite being a general failure as a mother and she saw no reason to deny her son.
BACKGROUND:

• Chev Chelios is born in London and grows up with a single mother.
  
• He's addicted to video games and turns into a very violent kid. From an early age he starts getting into a lot of fights in school, stealing, car jacking and had a mouth on him to top it off. He's prescribed Ritalin but instead of taking it, he sells it.
  
• Because of his behaviour, Chev once appeared in a British talk show with his mother. Nothing seems to work on the boy and he continues to do what he does best.
  
• Once old enough, Chev moves to Los Angeles and becomes a professional killer working for the West Coast Crime Syndicate.
  
• In California he meets Eve, whom he falls in love with and begins dating and tells her he's a video game engineer. After a while, he starts thinking about quitting his job and get out of L.A with her.
  
• On what would be his lat job, Chev lets his target, leader of the Chinese mafia, live and tells him to get out of town.
  
• Chev's boss, who ordered the hit on the Chinese, regrets his decision and so decides to put all the blame on Chev and have him killed by Chevy's rival, Ricky Verona. Verona poisons him.
  
• Chev goes get Eve, who's in danger of getting found by the mafia, and tells her the truth.
  
• He has only a few hours to live and he goes to find Verona for an antidote, killing Verona's brother in the process and finding out that his boss sold him out.
  
• When he finds and kills them, Chev falls from a helicopter and almost dies.
  
• The triads gather his body and take his heart out to use it on one of their leaders who needs a transplant, replacing Chevy's with an artificial heart that won't last long.
  
• Chev, having been out for three months, goes after his heart and runs into Eve, now a stripper (and now owning a cell phone).
  
• Doc Miles managed to get his heart for him, but Chev is caught by the third Verona brother's men. Verona 3 wants revenge.
  
• Though Chev manages to kill Verona 3, he receives an electrical discharge so strong that sets him on fire.
  
• He's taken to Doc Miles who tries to save him by transplanting his heart back to him. Although at first it seems the operation was unsuccessful, Chevy makes it.
  
• Finally, he goes after Eve and they get out of L.A., where too many people want him dead.
  

GONNA WASTE THAT THING
now don't you cry

_{Lyrics: The Hitman by Queen}